First my apologies for not posting in a while, it’s been a busy few weeks with my birthday celebrations.   Now throughout my birthday travels, I noticed something, actually a lot of people that have been drinking from the cup. This entry will not be about someone specific but about a lot of people.

Ok guys and gals, the weather is getting warmer as summer approaches.  The men are already thinking about seeing the women is less clothing and the women are thinking about shopping for the clothes and making sure they look good. Now not all of us (men and women) are equipped with the bodies to be putting on the Speedo or a bikini. Heck Guys like me shouldn’t even take their shirts off in public.

So I ask you this simple question, if you do not have the body to be flaunting it, WHY ARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! Why in God’s Name would you wear a Speedo if you beer gut is hanging over all four sides it. Why would you were a skin tight pair of pants with a 3 sizes to small tank top with your flabby spare tire sticking out farther than your chest.  Men and women alike should know what looks good on them and what doesn’t.  Some men are just too out of shape or just too hairy to be showing the ladies their goods. Some Ladies just don’t have the figure for spandex and bikinis. Why is it, men who are out of shape where pants to large and no belt, and women who are out of shape and don’t know how to dress feel the need to wear spandex!!!!! Hey there Bear Gut Billy, I don’t want to see your hairy bellybutton and the crack of your ass, so could you please put a damn belt on and buy a bigger shirt. Listen Thunder Thigh Tammy, I know you think the compression of those spandex pants will make you look thinner. Unfortunately it WON’T!!!! PS the Tank top that is not covering your spare tire waist is not helping either!!

There are lots of us that do not have the greatest bodies in the world. But it’s not that hard to dress for success. Lots of men out there understand how to not show off the gut or the wolverine like chests. It’s easy a bigger shirt, a t-shirt, or a friggin Razor!!! So many women know how to do it, I don’t know their secrets as I am not a women but I see some damn sexy women that are not Victoria Secrets Models. They understand how to dress. I wish some of these women would walk up to Spandex Suzy and give her some fashion tips!!!

Guys and Gals the next time someone asks you, “Do I look fat in this?” Please for the LOVE OF GOD ANSWER THEM honestly!!!! They have been drinking so much for the cup that they need your help!! So help them!!!! Do it for the greater good.