One of my dearest friends and I were discussing this the other day so I used the conversation to write the entry below.

Ok everyone this rant is very specific. I hope you are not the person in question and if you are then pay attention because this Stupid Cup lesson is for you.

You know when you’re in the office and you really need to use the bathroom. You quietly walk along the hallway until you get to the sacred doorway. You enter and make your way to thrown room, but before you make it there you are hit with it. You all know what I’m talking about, your hit with the smell, of the selfish jerk that doesn’t understand the word COURTESY FLUSH!!!!!!  Even Worse as you are now holding your breathe like mustard gas just went off, and you have finished doing your business, this jackoff uses all the toilet paper and doesn’t replace it. You start to squirm around looking, hoping to find that extra roll. Sure enough you find it, unwrapped and out of reach. What kind of asshole uses the last roll and doesn’t put it on the toilet paper holder? Even more what kind of asshole puts it out of reach? Are you seriously kidding? Like WTF?  I find it completely bizarre that there are successful adults out there that have no regard for common courtesy, how do they get to where they are?? I mean do we need to hire bathroom attendants to change the toilet paper when you are through. Are you so successful you forgot or have never been taught how a spring loaded piece of plastic works!!!!!  I mean maybe we should consider hanging a sign up that says “We are all Adults; please change the toilet paper if you finish the roll.  If you do not know how to change the toilet paper, Google it!! But let’s be honest is this really needed. It shouldn’t be but there are many times it is. I mean last time I checked I don’t walk into the bathroom with my Biggy Sized extra strong cup of Stupid. So people please do me and my friend a huge favor leave the Stupid Cup at your desk, heck leave it at home, but if you have to have it at work  just please please please, don’t bring it in the shared bathroom with you. It really is best for everyone.