So I usually don’t get into heated debates about politics and things. I have my opinions and others have theirs.  But this week I saw video and photos of an event that made me want to share my opinions with you.As many of you know Presidential Candidate Senator Barack Obama has been touring the Middle East Region and other countries this week. One of the countries visited was Jordan, if you do not know the location of Jordan let me help

 

So as you can see Jordan borders Iraq. Well we all know where Iraq is because well THERE IS A WAR GOING ON THERE!!!!Senator Obama obviously did not wake up the morning he landed in Jordan and have a few cups of smart and logic. Nope I’m guessing he had about a Gallon of Stupid Cup

 

As you can see in the photos above the Senator figured he’d get his arm workout in for the day instead of WEARING THE BODY ARMOR THEY GAVE HIM!!! Let me stop and think, I am in a hostile part of the world boarding a country we are at war in, I’m the first BLACK Presidential Candidate, OH yeah and I’m AMERICAN. I would think he would want to be wearing that body armor instead of carrying it!!!!! Where is the common sense and logic here?? Anyone, Anyone, Bueller, Bueller??

If I was Obama I would seriously take a look at my advisers and let’s say FIRE THEM!!! Can you see that conversation on the helicopter?

Senator Obama - So guys do you think we should put on our Body Armor and Helmets just in case anything happens.

Advisor - Well Senator if you want to look like a pussy go right ahead, but we won’t be wearing them, tough guys always get the chicks.

Senator Obama - Well Guys your right I don’t want the world to think I’m a wimp and afraid of bombs and bullets.

Advisor - Besides Senator our intelligence community says we have nothing to worry about here, we are totally safe.

Senator Obama - Oh I’m glad to hear that, our Intel community is never wrong.

The Senator has nothing true to worry about; he is keeping a secret from his advisors. Snipers, IED’s, Bombs, Insurgents, Nothing will stop him,

 

He can stop bullets, outrun terrorists, and best of all he can dodge the most destructive thing of all, questions from the American people.

Put down the Stupid Cup Senator Obama!!! Your not Superman. Wear your body armor and stay alive for the election please.

Now I don’t normally complain about anyone in emergency services. I have a lot of respect for the positions, but last night a state trooper just had to flex is little muscles.

I was riding passenger yesterday in a friend’s car. When he pulled out onto the main road, (maybe a little fast) he was behind a State Trooper. After pulling onto the main road we were doing the speed limit, not tailgating, and from my view not doing anything out of the ordinary. We saw the Trooper pull into a store and pull right back out, we knew we were being pulled over. Not sure for what yet though. Trooper approaches and greets us with the friendly yet stern manner. When the driver asked what he was doing, the Trooper just paused and blankly looked at him. (Now in my opinion he was searching through his mind to think of a reason. Now this really aggravates me!! If you’re pulling me over you best have a reason. ) The Trooper after a long pause finally says, “I pulled you over for impeded operation”. He points to the satellite radio that is window mounted and the college parking passes that are hanging from the rear view mirror. Now my friend was in a bit of a rush and didn’t want to argue. But are you really serious!! It took a lot for me not to be like REALLY?? With all the crime and shitbags in the area, do you really need to point out that I have a little satellite radio, low mounted and in the middle of my windshield. Besides that, are you telling me you could actually see that from almost 50FT away, while driving?? Or did you have to pull that rabbit out of your hat?  Yes he is correct; the laws in this state do say you cannot have anything that could block your view from the windshield. But WOW so the drug dealers, gun runners, and child rapists have a small reprieve since we had school parking passes and a windshield mounted satellite radio.  I think this Trooper accidently ordered a large cup of STUPID instead of his, iced latte with whip cream today.  Talk about needing to flex your muscles and feel important. Maybe he was bored and just wanted to see if we had a dead body in the back seat. Who knows?? Either way Mr. Muscle Flexer let us off with a verbal warning, and we were back on our law breaking merry way.

One of my dearest friends and I were discussing this the other day so I used the conversation to write the entry below.

Ok everyone this rant is very specific. I hope you are not the person in question and if you are then pay attention because this Stupid Cup lesson is for you.

You know when you’re in the office and you really need to use the bathroom. You quietly walk along the hallway until you get to the sacred doorway. You enter and make your way to thrown room, but before you make it there you are hit with it. You all know what I’m talking about, your hit with the smell, of the selfish jerk that doesn’t understand the word COURTESY FLUSH!!!!!!  Even Worse as you are now holding your breathe like mustard gas just went off, and you have finished doing your business, this jackoff uses all the toilet paper and doesn’t replace it. You start to squirm around looking, hoping to find that extra roll. Sure enough you find it, unwrapped and out of reach. What kind of asshole uses the last roll and doesn’t put it on the toilet paper holder? Even more what kind of asshole puts it out of reach? Are you seriously kidding? Like WTF?  I find it completely bizarre that there are successful adults out there that have no regard for common courtesy, how do they get to where they are?? I mean do we need to hire bathroom attendants to change the toilet paper when you are through. Are you so successful you forgot or have never been taught how a spring loaded piece of plastic works!!!!!  I mean maybe we should consider hanging a sign up that says “We are all Adults; please change the toilet paper if you finish the roll.  If you do not know how to change the toilet paper, Google it!! But let’s be honest is this really needed. It shouldn’t be but there are many times it is. I mean last time I checked I don’t walk into the bathroom with my Biggy Sized extra strong cup of Stupid. So people please do me and my friend a huge favor leave the Stupid Cup at your desk, heck leave it at home, but if you have to have it at work  just please please please, don’t bring it in the shared bathroom with you. It really is best for everyone.